Grillin' Pablo: Equipment Update - GrillHolder Deluxe 5000

Time for another Grillin' Pablo Equipment Update, it is! Proud to present to you the GrillHolder Deluxe 5000 I am! Yeesssssss.

Outlined in red, the new equipment is. Herh herh herh.

Never have to worry about your isaws or betamaxes getting burnt on the grill ever again, you will! This revolutionary piece of equipment automatically scans your grill and detects all cooked foodstuffs. It then places all the cooked ones on the shelf, of the food being burnt removing the possibility. Yes, hmmm.

The equipment in action, here is: Yeesssssss.

Step 1: To cook place food on the grill and wait for it.

Step 2: Profit!

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Yoda speak thanks to: Yoda Speak

Grillin Pablo: Equipment Update - Lucky Charm

Aaaaaand it's time for another Grillin Pablo equipment update!

It's a little known fact, but customers DO leave tips. The higher their satisfaction level, the higher their tips will be.

But sometimes, those tips are just not enough. Sometimes, we need that extra 1 to 3 pennies to get a gold star in that level.

Well, look no further for answers because the revolutionary new equipment is here in town! Say hello to... the Lucky Charm!

Lucky Charm outlined in red.

This revolutionary piece of equipment slightly alters the thinking process of nearby customers by sending out FengShui waves of unexplainable origin, planting a thought deep inside their subconscious (ala Inception), and prompting them to leave an extra tip! (TLDR: Customers leave more money.)

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Grillin Pablo: Equipment Update - S.H.O.R.T.S.

Time for another Grillin' Pablo equipment update!

Have you ever gotten annoyed by those Celebrities' cries of impatience? ("Manong, where's my order?!") Or bothered by those low-pitched scowls of the Emotional Ogres? ("Tagal naman!")

Well, say goodbye to those exasperating sounds and say "Hello!" to the Short-ranged High-pitched Optimal Radio Transceiver System! (or S.H.O.R.T.S. for short)

(S.H.O.R.T.S. outlined in red)

This nifty device, when turned on, plays a soothing melody that is sure to make your customers more patient. However, it has a short battery life, and so it only plays in 20 second intervals*. When it turns off, you must tap it again in order to turn it on. But what's a little tap here and there when you can relax and see your customers be happier for a little bit? Amirite?

Here's a screenshot of the S.H.O.R.T.S. in action:

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* - Time interval subject to change. :)

Grillin Pablo: Equipment update - BriteScotch

Grillin Pablo now has a new store equipment!

Yup! It's BriteScotch! World leader in sauce absorption!

Have you ever had a moment where you placed the wrong sauce type on your isaw? Well, worry no more! The sponge will easily help you undo your costly mistake. To use the sponge, just do the ff:

Step 1: Uh-oh! Looks like you placed the wrong sauce..

Step 2: Drag the sponge over the culprit area..

Step 3: Profit!

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From today until July 23, Grillin' Pablo can be purchased from the App Store at $0.99! Hurry and download now! Here

As a lead programmer for this project, I will be posting updates on its progress to 1.2 (which is coming soon, by the way) :D

Ascension Plan - Cleargelnotes

[X] - HC TT - (P: Tao of the Terapin)
[X] - HC TT - (P: Amphibian Sympathy)
[X] - HC TT - (P: Empathy of the Newt)
[X] - HC TT - (P: Hero of the Half-Shell)
[X] - HC PM - (P: Leash of the Linguini)
[X] - HC PM - (P: Transcendental Noodlecraft)
[X] - HC PM - (P: Pastamastery)
[X] - HC S - (P: Expert Panhandling)
[X] - HC S - (P: The Way of the Sauce)
[X] - HC S - (P: Elemental Saucesphere)
[X] - HC S - (P: Advanced Saucecrafting)
[X] - BM DB - (P: Mad Looting Skillz)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Nimble Fingers)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Advanced Cocktailcrafting)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Superhuman Cocktailcrafting)
[X] - HCO DB - (P: Overdeveloped Sense of Self-Preservation)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Ambidextrous Funkslinging)
[X] - BM AT - (P: Summon Crimbo Candy)
[X] - HC AT - (P: Moxious Madrigal)
[X] - HC SC - (P: Torso Awaregness)
[X] - BM SC - (P: Pulverize)
[X] - HCO AT - (P: Unaccompanied Miner)
[C] - HCO S - (2BP: dunno)

Ascension Plan - Cleargelnotes

[X] - HC TT - (P: Tao of the Terapin)
[X] - HC TT - (P: Amphibian Sympathy)
[X] - HC TT - (P: Empathy of the Newt)
[X] - HC TT - (P: Hero of the Half-Shell)
[X] - HC PM - (P: Leash of the Linguini)
[X] - HC PM - (P: Transcendental Noodlecraft)
[X] - HC PM - (P: Pastamastery)
[X] - HC S - (P: Expert Panhandling)
[X] - HC S - (P: The Way of the Sauce)
[X] - HC S - (P: Elemental Saucesphere)
[X] - HC S - (P: Advanced Saucecrafting)
[X] - BM DB - (P: Mad Looting Skillz)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Nimble Fingers)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Advanced Cocktailcrafting)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Superhuman Cocktailcrafting)
[X] - HCO DB - (P: Overdeveloped Sense of Self-Preservation)
[X] - HC DB - (P: Ambidextrous Funkslinging)
[X] - BM AT - (P: Summon Crimbo Candy)
[X] - HC AT - (P: Moxious Madrigal)
[X] - HC SC - (P: Torso Awaregness)
[X] - BM SC - (P: Pulverize)
[C] - HCO AT - (2BP: dunno)