Ascension Plan - Cleargelnotes

[X] - Hardcore Turtle Tamer - (Permed: Tao of the Terapin)
[X] - Hardcore Turtle Tamer - (Permed: Amphibian Sympathy)
[X] - Hardcore Turtle Tamer - (Permed: Empathy of the Newt)
[X] - Hardcore Turtle Tamer - (Permed: Hero of the Half-Shell)
[X] - Hardcore Pastamancer - (Permed: Leash of the Linguini)
[X] - Hardcore Pastamancer - (Permed: Transcendental Noodlecraft)
[X] - Hardcore Pastamancer - (Permed: Pastamastery)
[X] - Hardcore Sauceror - (Permed: Expert Panhandling)
[ ] - Hardcore Sauceror - (To be permed: The Way of the Sauce)
[X] - Hardcore Sauceror - (Permed: Elemental Saucesphere)
[X] - Hardcore Sauceror - (Permed: Advanced Saucecrafting)
[!] - Bad Moon Disco Bandit - (To be permed: Mad Looting Skillz)
[ ] - Hardcore Disco Bandit - (To be permed: Nimble Fingers)
[ ] - Hardcore Disco Bandit - (To be permed: Advanced Cocktailcrafting)
[ ] - Hardcore Disco Bandit - (To be permed: Superhuman Cocktailcrafting)
[ ] - Hardcore Disco Bandit - (To be permed: Overdeveloped Sense of Self-Preservation)
[X] - Hardcore Disco Bandit - (Permed: Ambidextrous Funkslinging)
[ ] - Hardcore Accordion Thief - (To be permed: The Moxious Madrigal)
[ ] - Hardcore Seal Clubber - (To be permed: Double-Fisted Skull Smashing)
[ ] - Hardcore Seal Clubber - (To be permed: Pulverize)

The Promise

wisdom, the man embraced
as mars and jupiter raced
across the ocean of lights

wrinkles, on his face traced
sitting on a bench, feeding
white doves, he watches them peck
on little crumbs he placed on the floor

a dove sits on his lap
looking for more, i guess
he smiles, brushing the doves head

he remembers four words
said to him, never keeping them
out of his thoughts

looking forward, the man squints
to make out the shape
walking towards him

slowly he stands
slowly his smile widens
slowly his eyes open